I have had a very busy week. Well, maybe not busy but very tiring. So, as such, sorry for not posting in like, forever.

About two weeks ago I went to the mall with Allison and her mother. Which isn’t so bad. Haha, yeah it is. After beating Allison into the ground, by displaying that she has never “cut the cord”, we decided to buy a dress for Allison. Allison chose a dress. Allison’s mother continued to shop for her. I guess the first dress wasn’t good enough. Then my mom called me and told me that her and her husband were planning on buying a snow cone stand and that I could work there over the summer. I mentioned this to Allison. Well, Allison’s mother heard this and, with an exasperated cry said “Shes too good for that!” Allison, who immediately understood the meaning behind this, asked her mother what she meant. She just floundered around. But what she meant was that Allison was too good to be with some guy that worked at a snow cone stand. Next time, stop and think. I am not so dumb as to think I can raise a family or even a wife with the income of a snow cone stand. I am not that fucking stupid. Remember that.

Last weekend my mom gave me a call and told me to come over. Well, I was planning on it anyways so I had Allison drive me over. When we got to my mom’s house we did our normal “hellos”. After the preamble she informed me the next day would be a busy day. I asked her why. She then presented me with the keys to a 1988 Dodge Shadow. Yay! I got a car! It was an old car but then thats better than no car.

Then we decided to take the car to Allison’s mom’s house. Within seconds of arriving Allison’s mom had gone off on some stupid monologue about the state of my car. The wheels will fall off and kill us (Allison) all, the wheels are bare, you can see the treads, you should get new wheels and on and on and on and on. Finally I just grabbed Allison and left. We went and bought tires. We couldn’t afford them though. My mom, though, had written me a check for fifty bucks to put towards the car. Well, the stupid neck-beard at Wal-Mart ran the whole ticket ($200) to my moms check. I didn’t know what to do about the whole situation and frankly I was just so beat down with the day that I just left. Well, long story short, my mom was pissed, I drove over 300 miles in the whole weekend and it all sorted itself out. But oh was it tiring.

Now we come to recent times.

We’re moving. I’m going home and Allison is moving to Denton. Well, in this whole process we wound up $400 or so on the rent and our ferrets have no home. Well, they could have a home, but Allison hasnt made the call yet. The four hundred? Oh, we figured it out. But now I’m $200 in the hole and I have no job. I did have a job but Allison got in trouble at work and somehow I don’t have a job anymore. Don’t ask me how this happened, just trust me, its all related and a very long story.

I am so tired I could never begin to explain.

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